"I absolutely loathe the office Xmas party. Last year, I got stuck next to Brenda from accounts, and Barry from acquisitions, two of the dullest people ever, while I ate a mediocre lasagne and pretended to laugh at the boss's jokes. This year we're doing a bar and buffet (cost-cutting) - and not being sat next to anyone, I may be able to do an Irish goodbye and get out early. But who is the girl in the Santa costume? Who invited her? Who does she know? She's so gorgeous, and she's smiling over me! I offer to buy her a drink, and then feel stupid as the drinks are all free. We chat, she smiles, and when I tell her about my plans to bail, she asks if she can hop along. Twenty minutes later, we're back at my place, and we're on the bed - she's so fucking hot, I lick her nipples, and then suck on that cock, before licking her tight asshole, which I so desperately want to fuck. Afterwards, we lie in our sweat and semen, and I ask her, who did you come to the party with? And then I find out, I just fucked the boss's daughter. Win!
